mixed up gardening
JY: You're barking up the wrong bush.
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Bonus:
JY: Rhyme to my madness. (Reason to my madness + Rhyme and Reason)
courtesy of SK and TY
JY: You're barking up the wrong bush.
Someone that I live with said "I need to piss like a camel"!!! I told her that it's racehorse and not camel. Her reasoning is that camels have a big hump and when they need to pee, it's quite voluminous. She looked up the idiom on google and indeed it is racehorse. It said horses are really picky about where the do their business so they hold it and when they need to go, boy do they need to go.
So wifey told lil' bro to take his new girlfriend to Chado Tearoom for a date when they are in LA this weekend. I asked her if it seems like he wanted to go. Wifey replied, "I don't think it's his cup of tea". Pun and idiom used correctly! 2 for 1 special!
I don't remember who but we were talking about someone/something. Jessica concluded that this person/thing "marches to the beat of their own drummer". I told Jessica that it's drum, not drummer. She said "how can a drum make a beat. The drummer is the one that makes the beat". Not that funny, but still a jarbling...
The other day my wife, Jessica, was talking about a friends' "boyfriend situation". In response to a negative attribute about this young man she said, "That should have been a red bell". I replied, "you mean a red flag"? Jessica shouts, "red bell, red flag....whatever"!
SK and i were addressing an envelope with checks for our friend's birthday gift. we still have the superhero stamps (worth $0.39). so of course, since postage has gone up, i bought a bunch of $0.01 stamps to bring up the postage to the required $0.41. just now, i walk into SK's room, only to here her say, "these stamps don't stick very well" immediately followed by seeing her lick the back of the stamp. i've just watched her lick the paper sticker backing. i start laughing and fall onto the floor, which causes her to come to the realization that she's just licked the paper backing to self-adhesive stamps. so awesome.
jc is chatting with her friend and husband online and asking about their trip in china:
JC e-mailed earlier to tell me that there was a problem with her bridesmaid dresses and how she had to look for new ones and here's the excerpt: