Piss like a what?

Someone that I live with said "I need to piss like a camel"!!! I told her that it's racehorse and not camel. Her reasoning is that camels have a big hump and when they need to pee, it's quite voluminous. She looked up the idiom on google and indeed it is racehorse. It said horses are really picky about where the do their business so they hold it and when they need to go, boy do they need to go.

Enlightenment

So wifey told lil' bro to take his new girlfriend to Chado Tearoom for a date when they are in LA this weekend. I asked her if it seems like he wanted to go. Wifey replied, "I don't think it's his cup of tea". Pun and idiom used correctly! 2 for 1 special!

Just last week wifey was saying how something sucks. She says "there's no use crying over spilled porridge". Her reasoning is when porridge gets spilled there's no use crying over it because it gets all crusty. You can't just pick it up and eat it again. You can still recover spilled milk because you can just lap it up like a cat.

We've come a long way!